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I’m going away for a few days.

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“Why do you always get the best post?”
“Because I’m wonderful. You know that.”
“Pff. You and your wonderful friends.”
“That’s right. We’re wonderful!”

I love mail. Send me stuff and I’ll send you stuff. You know you wanna..

Tonight was Alanis Morissette night. See this? A big fat smile across my face. I love birthday presents that hang around in the future and are forgotten until.. bang! Tonight! Stunning performance, amazing company.. And it turned out that my birthday present morphed into Row & Clarissa’s too! Birthday treats all round!

Sadly no photos though. Hmph!

… buy flowers when feeling low. A pick-me-up!

He stands opposite you, his arms outstretched, beckoning you to come closer. Your arms by your side, eyes fixed to the cluttered ground below you. You switch off, a mental shutdown, the way you did as a child – a method of self-preservation. Except this time you shut down to avoid the embarrassment of crying, the unknowing and fear that something is looming on the horizon. You switch off because it is easier than letting him know this. He lays you down on your bed, legs limp and eyes squeezed shut. His thick arms wrap around you, delicate voice whispering in your ear. You run your fingers along the smoothness of his stomach, up and over his chest, his sensitive nipples.. This is eternity, a lifetime of silence with the light streaming through the open window. Open eyes, oceans of wonder, and instantly… tears.